Top Definition
To read/scan through a chapter or article (usually something uninteresting and necessary) as fast as possible to get it out of the way or used by those who are happy with the bare minimum of information from what they read.
If I Blitzkread through the last 100 or so pages of this I can be in the pub in half an hour!
by WordJam May 12, 2011

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