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(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.
Jerod was blitched by Hansen
by Ninjombie October 30, 2013
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A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch
That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)
Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.
by Melissa January 06, 2004
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A University of Idaho Delta-Chi.
A poser wearing carat studs and backwards hat.
by STURGINATOR February 03, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To complain about something when writing on a blog.
Out on the net, there is a lot of blitching.
by Hudog December 07, 2005
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Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's
by G Dizzle G Dog November 15, 2010
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When a bitch forgets to be a bitch and is occasionally nice, but then turns back to her bitchy ways, she has blitched.
Tuesday:
Leah to Seth: Like I'd ever go out with you.
Wednesday:
Leah to Seth: Sure I'll go out with you!
Thursday:
Leah to Seth: Screw you
Friday:
Seth to Jake: Leah totally blitched on me this week.
by Devokrative December 12, 2009
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