Tony Bliar is a deliberate misspelling of the name of a former British Prime Minister called Tony Blair. The term originates from the fact that Mr Blair was famous for conveying facts in a manner that was not uncommonly untruthful. For example he lied to the British people telling them there was intelligence that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction capable of being launched to the UK in 45 minutes. The truth was there were no WMD and the lie took the UK into war with Iraq along with the US.
BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.
Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"
A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.