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blacksmith tomahawk 

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH! 

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.
Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!

Blacksmith Hands 

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...
Blacksmith Hands by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

henkka blacksmith 

sex god bass player (hot) from the band children of bodom joined as bass player when the band first started originally played guitar. his last name means blacksmith in finland, from witch he and children of bodom hail from . yje band includes alexi laiho , jaska raatikainen , roope latvala, and janne warman
sally:dude i just got out of a children of bodom concert!

amy:was henkka blacksmith as hot as always?

sally:yes...yes he was

henkka totally dominated the bass
henkka blacksmith by hiamafeesh October 19, 2009

latin blacksmith 

A Latin Blacksmith is another term for a "low blow"
"Dude you don't even play on Friday"

"wow dude that was a latin blacksmith..."
latin blacksmith by Greg Lajiness September 14, 2009

His dad was a blacksmith 

Someone who doesn't know their father
Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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