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Blintharking 

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
Blintharking by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019
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blinated text 

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text
Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.
blinated text by T.W.B March 20, 2021
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Lint that accumulates in the buttcrack from clothing
Man I forgot to use a dryer sheet today, now I have blint!!
Blint by bidetric March 13, 2022

non-blinated text 

1. black unhighlighted typed text
2. any typed text without a highlight
Note the non-blinated text!
non-blinated text by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Briantology 

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory], and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.
Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.
Briantology by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

biantnee 

Visually not aligned, skewed. Something installed or inserted that is not where or how it should appear when done properly.
The railing is definately not level, it looks like it's on a biantnee.
biantnee by Leonard Zukus June 22, 2008

blantyre 

Blantyre is a city in the southern part of Malawi. It is the commercial capital and largest city in Malawi, with a population of 658,037 in 2006. As opposed to the capital city, Lilongwe, Blantyre is very noisy and not too safe, although security has been tightened as of late. Being the economic powerhouse of the country, Blantyre has more job opportunities than in Lilongwe and most businesses are headquartered in Blantyre. Some of the notable companies are Carlsberg, Limbe Leaf, Unilever, Illovo, Colgate-Palmolive and many more.

The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.

Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.

Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.

For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.
Ey yo man i wana go to Zomba next week.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.
blantyre by afro man 101 September 14, 2007