Bleested

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Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

Bleested by Joe April 29, 2004

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bleeted

feelin real irie mon

Feeling righteously bleeted and alive in the present moment, generally in a state of complete and utter contentment

bleeted by tall-rude-bwoy July 14, 2009

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Bleested • Blaested • Bleesed • bleester • bleeted

bleester

To show up after the work, job or occasion is already over, thus "conveintly" avoiding the situation.

That Bleester, Corey showed up to help us move after all the furnature was already done.

bleester by Norplas March 23, 2004

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Blaested

adj; to be blazed and wasted.

This morning after that handle and fat face blunt I was totally blaested.

Blaested by Yo fuck you mang August 24, 2010

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Bleesed

The alternate, yet still correct, version of the word "blessed". Typically used by a certain cute Chinese girl who also likes to make up weird abbreviations, calls dogs cats, very knowledgeable about tea, very well travelled and likes to eat chicken.

"bleesed and free"

Bleesed by noodlesoup4life May 23, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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