An absolute nob jockey who thinks he’s the dogs bollox when in reality he’s a bit of a bitch.

He’s tall and thinks he is strong when a breadstick could probably beat the shit out of him.

Kinda sexy tho
That guy is such a spanner, that’s a blayze right there
by 4 big guys January 8, 2022
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A 6'4 guy that has the build of a semi truck, that is so unconventionally gorgeous that every girl that looks his way dies from sight
Girl 1: don't look at that guy, or you'll die
Girl 2, looks anyway: OH MY GOo.......
Girl 2, dead on the ground.
Pans back over to the Blayze
by Batman side dude May 31, 2023
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Blayze is the type of guy to be completely nice one day then a complete monster.
He'll call you up at 3am and cuss you out.
He's very athletic and might be good-looking if he didn't have a buzzcut.
Girl 1-Hey is that blayze

Girl 2-Ya too bad he has a buzzcut

Girl 1-Ya he might be cute if he didn't
by wernotokay June 10, 2023
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