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Blarister 

A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .
'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.

'Yes I heard it was Blarister'
Blarister by P33do watcher February 12, 2015
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blamestorming 

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
blamestorming by TBea April 22, 2008
Word of the Day on March 6, 2025

blamestorm 

A meeting, usually corporate or governmental, to decide who should be blamed for the incompetence of the organization itself.
The idiots in Marketing got together to blamestorm over the failure of the new product launch.
blamestorm by RadioBoy January 1, 2005

Blamestorming 

(noun)

1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
I just got out of a three hour blamestorming session with IT about the server failure last week; Someone's going to end up in unemployment over this.
Blamestorming by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

Blamestorming 

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and identifying a scapegoat.
After a second customer refused to sign their newly-and-incompetently-redesigned "three-tier" support agreement, the VP of Support and the COO held a blamestorming session and decided to pin the problem on the customer rep, who was subsequently fired.
A black person that is racist.
Person 1:
Why is Tyrone ringing up Montel when John got to the register first?

Person 2:
That's because he has to help the 'brothas' first man. Don't you know he's blacist?
blacist by Cppycbra August 20, 2010