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Blamification 

A state of mind caused by the kind of eating you might do at Thanksgiving, where you eat as much food as you can - then take a short break - then eat as much food as you can again.
Between mom's turkey and dad's pumpkin pie, I think i've reached Blamification.

No way dude, just take a break and eat some more.
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slamification 

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.

Clamification 

Clamification- the process in which your hands get all clammy from sweat.
Trin- Hey caitlin, how are you?
Caitlin - not great ive been going through a lot of clamification recently
Trin- oh no liam relates.
Clamification by TRIN QUOTES September 9, 2018

Blardification 

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

blackification

The process of becoming "black." Doesn't have to be surgical; it's more often related to the imitation of the stereotyped black culture by other races. Often includes learning to rap or wearing bling-bling.
"I used to be a nerdy white dude but thanks to blackification I have become a cold-blooded, black as night, gangsta!"
blackification by noheropage October 17, 2006

BATification 

The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.
“We all need to go through the #BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.”
BATification by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023

Llamification 

Llamification (n) - the process by which one's appendix is replaced by a llama
"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"
"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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