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A somewhat slow, frustrating, indecisive, fragile, incredibly sexy, lame joke cracking, drug addicted, lovable, Phineas and Ferb obsessed, stripping Southern boy with a past.
Person 1: *takes a drag* Oh, there you are Perry.
Person 2: Man, you're so Blake Bond.
by mhmx3ilybtb April 11, 2010