Blaisus

1. Someone who magically appears right when food has been prepared and awkwardly lingers until given some.

" Yo bro! Don't be blaisus!!!"

"No one likes a blaisus"

"Yo man, you hungry? Naw, I just pulled a blaisus on the kids down the hall that hit on your girl friend."

Blaisus by Mr. Trailblaisus April 28, 2010

Blaissez faire 

A free market smoke session with copious amounts of greens and minimal government intervention.

It was mad hard getting a hit in that blaissez faire.

Blaissez faire and John Adams?

Blaissez faire by sohney April 1, 2008

Blaisesexual 

When u are In love with Blaise from Harry Potter

Boy:Can I get your number

Y/N:No Im blaisesexual

Blaisesexual by multix.edit_aidan My tt December 31, 2020

Chris Blaisure 

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.

I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.

Chris Blaisure by Hasan J August 5, 2009

Schwanzus Blasus 

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.

A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!

Schwanzus Blasus by .NINO February 25, 2019

Blaisse 

Blaisse is a faithful and loving person, he is always there if you need him

Blaisse the most handsome in the world

Blaisse by Sthayzeer November 23, 2021