Blahp 

the sound that yoshi makes as he sticks out his toung to consume food.

Blahp- teh fuck yoshi just ate me

Blahp by Kevin "Cur3" Reynolds October 10, 2005

blahp 

To get big air, snowboarding, skateboarding, biking

Dude you should hit that blahp up their past those trees.
I need to get some blahp in my diet.
I did a backside blahp in the pipe.

blahp by Andrew Browning September 7, 2005

Jason Blaha 

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

blah-ke 

V. To commit to an event and back out the very last literal minute

V. To drive his truck and back into someone else's

Adj. Fashionably 30 minutes late

I'm blah-ke'ing out tonight
I blah-ke'd your car
I will be blah-ke to the meeting

blah-ke by Mbs jay January 24, 2017

Blahaj 

A shark plushie made out of pure love found in IKEA, meaning "blue shark". Comes in two huggable sizes.

Blahaj is love, Blahaj is life. Praised be the Blahajar.

Blahaj by Poatto October 18, 2022

Blampee 

Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.

"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!

Blampee by Truth observer November 9, 2020

So Fladi-Blah-Yanterson 

1) Your day will be so Fladi-Blah-Yanterson

-meaning Your day will be exceedingly tedious and irksome as well as pathetically pitiful and inadequate furthermore it will be provocatively Honorificabilitudinitatibus ( Longest word in Shakespeare's works)

"Oh gosh look at this chaotic place. It is going to be so Fladi-Blah-Yanterson. Lets go"

So Fladi-Blah-Yanterson by Alaulaaaa December 18, 2009