1. Is a homosexual

2. Thinks he's black but is really white

3. Likes being the little spoon

4. Is difficult

5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying

7. Used to be a junkie

8. In love with a hottie (k.w)

9. Gives off muffin energy

10. Has bug eyes

11. Is an eshay

12. Is whipped (k.w)

13. Spends to much money of food

14. Doesn't drive

15. Is all talk
"oh theres a Blade Cronk, he must like being the little spoon"
by Fu era August 10, 2023
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