Blacktoast-Intolerant 

A condition were burnt toast causes the tear ducts to explode and you cry.

I was eating toast when Blacktoast-Intolerant kicked in and I bawled bro.

Blacktoast-Intolerant by JMRILEY January 18, 2009

blacktose intolerant 

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.

"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."

blacktose intolerant by ninjarlou January 26, 2008

Blacktose intolerant 

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people

Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant

Blacktose intolerant by Scheix August 23, 2019

blacktose intolerant 

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products

Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.

blacktose intolerant by One Rho March 23, 2008

Black toast intolerant 

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

Black toast intolerant by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021