the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.
by -Quincy so nasty- October 11, 2007
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?
Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!
Sophie: Nasty...
Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!
Sophie: Nasty...
by AnonBurger April 3, 2010
sex god bass player (hot) from the band children of bodom joined as bass player when the band first started originally played guitar. his last name means blacksmith in finland, from witch he and children of bodom hail from . yje band includes alexi laiho , jaska raatikainen , roope latvala, and janne warman
sally:dude i just got out of a children of bodom concert!
amy:was henkka blacksmith as hot as always?
sally:yes...yes he was
henkka totally dominated the bass
amy:was henkka blacksmith as hot as always?
sally:yes...yes he was
henkka totally dominated the bass
by hiamafeesh October 19, 2009
by Greg Lajiness September 14, 2009
Teacher at plum borough who is older than a dinosaur and pervs on little girls. He is like 5’1 with a terrible hairline and has autistic kids, one of which died.
Ugh I hate Mr. Blacksmith. Who’s that? You know, the creepy teacher who looks at the girls and touches them. Oh yeah lmao.
by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 19, 2018
Dude 1: “yo yo, I accidentally gave myself a Blacksmith’s Goatee last night!
Dude 2: “how the fuck did you do that by accident?”
Dude 2: “how the fuck did you do that by accident?”
by Monkey Shagger August 10, 2019
A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights March 21, 2012