A tatoo on the body of am african american and/or black person
"hey nice black-too"

" 'ey thanks i just got it done, you like??"
by deathpony94 February 2, 2009
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When u become absolutely fuckingsavage and roast anyone in your way... don't need to be necessarily black or African American
Holy fuck I'm too black for that chair

Marie your too black for meji
by Fucking savage2003❤️ June 24, 2017
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Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
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