black mamba

While your friend..or foe sleeps pintch off a duke into their shoe. If you don't see the Black Mamba in your shoe your in shit.

Jimmy wouldn't let me read his book so i put a Black Mamba in his shoe

by Pooder November 27, 2005

black mamba

Name of the greatest truck in west virginia. Its nemisis the Panzer claims to be better. The driver is crazy and drives like a bat outta hell.

The black mamba and panzer are to do battle at sunset.

by seabass February 23, 2005

black mamba

Thomas Pearson, Black Mamba

"Hey Black Mamba"
"Who's Black Mamba"
"Thomas Pearson is"

by MDK85 November 22, 2007

The Black Mamba Syndrome

The act of when you are tramatized by a huge black dick and can't function in society. That is forever what you are fixated on and can't stop thinking about it.

Hey Chucho do you have B.M.S. or The Black Mamba Syndrome

by bignickinit May 25, 2009

black mamba

the uncontrollable urge to "find prey" in all men (founded by christopher barney).

yoo, i totally just saw chris's black mamba

by asjkdfhlgajhgk;ajd;sdklfjadkfkasdjfkjq234lkr l24ktj 8iu 9p8egi 34uhgt9835rhy8oquehbkljn June 15, 2008

Black Mamba Fury

When your mother finds out you are pregnant and her boyfriend is the father. She then proceeds to beat you with a watermelon and pour koolaide powder into your eyes.

Gurl, when I told mama about my little sitch, she went Black Mamba Fury on my ass. She didn't even beat me with a chicken leg this time, and went straight for the watermelon! What a bitch!

by StoriesFromABlackMama June 22, 2011

Black Mamba

A subliminal indication of defecation that will be silent, quick, but deadly (in terms of odor), like the highly venomous snake.

Hey man I have to go Black Mamba, can you watch the kids for a few?

I'm about to Black Mamba really quick.

by creeeperr March 30, 2014