When a girls ass is so gaping that when you look at it, it looks like a black hole. It consumes anything that goes in it
I was banging that chick last night when i looked down and saw her gaping Black Hole
by ItzzzNate October 5, 2012
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A sexual practice where a small penny chew or piece of candy called a BLACK JACK is inserted into the anal passage and sucked out for oral stimulation and anal gratification. The black chewy sweet is placed and removed by the partner's tongue. The black colouring in the sweet leaves a black stain - hence the term black hole (as a hole is commonly know in parlance and UK slang as an Anus).
What did you do last night?
Oh nothing much, just fooled around
Oh yeah
Yeah, but I gave Robb a Black Hole
Oh wow
Yeah we went through a whole packet of them - he has a hungry bum!
by Uncle Badger May 15, 2006
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The act when 5 to 7 obese black women have sex with 1 average to scrawny sized white man. As the 5-7 women are having an oragy with this man, he is "sucked into" the black hole.
Steve was sucked into La quisha, shanell, precious, laylela, and lula's black hole. Needless to say, he was never seen again.
by wanderbread432 February 8, 2011
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1.) According to most experts, a mysterious but existent point in the universe that bends space, time, and matter. It is a point of no return, with a mass and density so infinitely great, not even the speed of light, the fastest calculated speed in the universe, can escape its gravitational pull past its event horizon, seeing as the electromagnetic waves would be pulled apart. It is "born" from a collapsed star (with a mass much greater than our Sun, don't worry). Any matter that intersects the event horizon would literally be shredded and "spagettified", crushed and stretched into a singularity and, with our understanding, almost completely disappear, ceasing to exist. Eventually they grow unstable, shrink and fade away at the end of their lifespan.
2. ) According to tech experts, an unreachable section of cyberspace, particularly the Internet (yes, not all cyberspace is the Internet) causing jumps or drops in signals.
3. ) Another term for "oblivion"; the point of no return
4. ) A most addictive, irresistible distraction; a time-killer, taking the most valuable time you essentially need.
5. ) The internet in general.
1.) Black Holes can be found in the center of most galaxies, including our Milky Way spiral.
2.) They say a lot of out-of-service sights have been sucked into a cyber black hole.
3.) Well, I told you.
4., 5.)
I logged into my account at ten-thirty this morning.
The next thing I knew, it was two forty-five.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 14, 2014
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when you're in your room with a black person and leave for a minute, then come back to notice something cool or expensive has seem to have vanished into thin air (but is really hidden deep in the black persons anus)
I gotta go to the bathroom but im scared my bling is gonna get sucked in a black hole :-(
by piddlypop March 9, 2011
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A boring person who will trap you and never let you escape a conversation
I was at Al's party last night. I just finished hacking a skule and wanted to go into the kitchen to peel a scab but I was trapped on the deck with that BLACK HOLE Billy for 2 hours.
by Iam Hawk January 15, 2008
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