Short pale unibrowed person. Always asking how much he is worth to his bosses, and then quitting his job because the bosses say he is worth nothing. Loves Powdered nostrils, and pawning his possessions. Says he has tiger blood in his veins side effects include lying in front of the tv, praising your brothers hair, cooking ,and tattooing(closet slay queen), and telling people about red seals.Women find him detestable, cause he seeks about completely irrelevant topics. Please stay away if you come across him, stupidity is contagious. You have been warned. Has perfected the art of being fubar.
by Oom Bond Broek January 9, 2020