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A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)
What the Bjoink?
Bjoink by Bjoink September 11, 2009
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Used to define the sound of a Swedish spring when it is undergoing springification
Person 1: swedish springs be like
Person 2: bjöing
bjöing by Javanico March 17, 2021

Bointment 

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.
Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
Bointment by Ploomer August 27, 2020
The feeling of maximal pleasure once ejaculation is complete.
-Dude I'm so "Björnt" righ' now after watchin sum good ol' fashioned p'hub!
Björnt by SnappleJuice April 7, 2011

bointless 

For people who can't spell
Oh Julia, using comon in a sentence is just "bointless"
bointless by Aldo Bonomo April 15, 2017
A bloint is a small blunt, sometimes there is enough weed for a joint,sometimes there is not, but you roll it up in a philly anyway.
Roll up that bloint! Man thats only enough for a bloint.
bloint by djbloint.com January 5, 2006