Having no hoes on your little cock
Caleb and Jackson are always bitchless. They seem to get no butt.
by Thebuttman69 February 25, 2022
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Having a severe lack of female or male companions.

Getting made fun of constantly in group chats or by random strangers for the deficiency of "bitches"

An average Fortnite player.
"Why is John so bitchless?"
"Why am I so bitchless?"
"Haha get bitches, you're too bitchless, it's getting sad."
by frscarlette December 18, 2022
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The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
by The Warriorz August 3, 2021
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The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.
Tim can't bag no girls, he's eternally bitchless.
by mahcy February 16, 2022
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