A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.
I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.
by Kirkland Water December 11, 2010
A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.
Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."
by Reap4u March 21, 2015
by funkyfresh June 10, 2004
by Miranda121212 July 1, 2011
Dude, look at that bitchin '32 roadster with the black pinstriping. Also written bitchen or bitchin' - and ALWAYS pronounced BIT-chin.
by The Zootramp September 18, 2003
Origins date back to at least the very early 60's. Great, the best, hot, excellent, awesome, unbelievably good. In the 60's and 70's was often combined with the word "ass", as in "bitchin-ass", to describe the ultimate, supreme, primo, or a great looking sexy girl.
1. Check out that bitchin car!
2. We had such a bitchin time at the concert.
3. Wow what a bitchin-ass babe!
2. We had such a bitchin time at the concert.
3. Wow what a bitchin-ass babe!
by BobBitchin November 15, 2006
to make someone one's bitch, in situation where a person is put in a submissive way while being patronized.
QP Ma bitchinized Emile in order to obtain important information that might help him to score but didn't.
by thechowchow March 13, 2020