Bitch I

A response to someone bustin yo chops for no other reason than to try and get you all riled up, i.e. your best friend

Hey man, why you eat all my chips?

Bitch I did not eat your damn chips ,you did last night you drunk fuck! I ate your damn cookies.

by MR. SLAP JACK January 12, 2009

Bitch, I might be

What you say when there is a possibility that you are guilty of an offense

Judge: Are you guilty?
Gucci Mane: Bitch, I might be.

by ADB0603 May 9, 2013

bitch I might be

So what if I am, what's it to you anyways?

kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be

or

Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes

by natalianatalia May 3, 2013

bitch I guess

An expression used by an individual who has been asked a question but does not know the answer.

Dude: Hey dudette, what happened in chemistry class?

Dudette:umm, Bitch I guess!

by PokarFace June 17, 2010

Bitch i might be.

The proper response to any question.

Steve:Hey man you doing ok?
Harold:Bitch i might be.

by not a fucking legend August 17, 2018

Bitch I might be

The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime

This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.

“Mr Gucci, are you guilty of murdering this man?”
“Bitch I might be”

by DonBrowne April 10, 2019

bitch I might be

Used when bitches ask if you is rolling.

Bitch - "Is you rolling?"

You - "Bitch I might be."

by poopfist January 1, 2009