1. a scared or weak person
2. a female
3. person who rides in the middle of two people in a car
4. a person who does or says whatever you tell them to
5. a mean female
1. why you bein a bitch, just go fight that nigga
2. theres no guys here just a bunch of bitches
3. I'm not ridin bitch i want a window
4. don't do it if you dont want to, you aint his bitch
5. stop bein a bitch u mean all the time
by miKKi da downassbitch February 01, 2009
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-Ons

by U DNT NEED 2 KNW August 07, 2008
see Eli Manning
NFL "Player"
Wow, Eli Manning is such a bitch...
by MwM Geo December 17, 2007
A bitch is a female human (Woman).
The term son of a bitch is a form of profanity usually used to refer to a man who is nasty, rude or otherwise offensive.
by Eddy2007 November 18, 2007
Noun: Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
by Ajack November 16, 2007
1. (to a man) any woman other than his own mother
2. female dog
all bitches are hoes

by theoneverdies May 25, 2007
a bitch can be a compliment if you think of it as one. when someone calls you a bitch, remember this:
a bitch is a dog
a dog barks
bark is part of a tree
tree is part of nature
and nature is beatuiful
person 1: ur a real Bitch!
person 2: thank you, i know im beautiful!
person 1: *confused*
by autumn<3 April 23, 2007
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.