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85.
Any girl who is skinnier, prettier, or more popular than you.
"look at how pretty she is!"
"what a BITCH."
by tessixo May 26, 2013
 
337.
A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch.
by mari0 January 01, 2008
 
338.
1. A dog, a female dog.

2. A mean, unbearable female. May or may not sleep around. Can now be applied to gay men or to anybody who is nasty or unpleasant.

3. To gripe, complain, and whine about something.

4. A person in a submissive position.
"Yep, that's one fine-lookin' bitch."

"How about we sing "Ann Coulter is a Stupid Bitch," in D minor?"

"Naomi wanted her sister Nikki married off right away because she saw Nikki looking at her husband? Can't she see that Nikki looks at any man like that?! She's a cur-bitch in heat!"

"Will you stop bitching about how you didn't get that iPod?! It's a music-player; it's a thing!"

"I've wanted so long to be your bitch!"
by Lorelili December 26, 2007
 
339.
beautiful individual that causes hardons
Man that bitch was really hot.
by joelenoone November 25, 2007
 
340.
The middle position of the back seat of a car; the most unwanted seat.
1)
S: "Shotgun!"
K: "Not bitch"
N: "Not bitch!"
A: "damn. Looks like I'm bitch."

2) It's good to know someone who likes to ride bitch, because it is 1 less thing to settle stoned.
by axle [DS] November 21, 2007
 
341.
N. Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
by Che Maddox October 29, 2007
 
342.
1. A woman who is nasty to many people for no reason,
because she feels like crap and it makes her feel better.

2. A word used to describe a woman who wines alot.

3. A female dog.

4. A crude sexual name for a woman.
Omg Amanda is such a bitch, she trashed his house, cut up all his clothes then set his house on fire!

All she does is bitch about how much she has to pay for Jimmy Choos.

oh yess give it to me bitch!!!!
by a speak the truth! October 18, 2007
 
343.
a woman, esp. a bad tempered, promiscuous woman, or a coarse term of contempt or hostility.
Example 1: BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
Example 2: Oh my god, she's such a bitch.
by Darvid pwamper October 03, 2007