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Like when a gay person is in the closet, a bitch in the closet is someone who is a complete bitch and doesn't want to admit it. Even though her mom even tells her.
Christina: I am not a bitch

Mom: christina your a bitch, your just a "Bitch in the Closet", and go to the YMCA your fat.

Christina: Bo?
by La Quanda February 07, 2009

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