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A Birty is usually a homosexual who has body odour problems. bloke with fat hands. A Birty is well loved by his friends but has a lot of enemies who he tends to owe money. When a Birty grows up, his credit check will be dreadful and they won't move on in life because of debt. But a Birty is a lucky fellow, and his friends and love will help him through.
You just wanna be FUCKED IN THE ARSE by a Birty.
by blueanddotty October 16, 2010