Birthday

The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist

Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch

Friend (But not really):Love you!

by Maddyorwhatever June 27, 2019

Birthday

The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.

Girl: Happy Birthday sister!

Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!

by Bubblishxtreme July 7, 2009

Birthday

A day that I I arrived at school at EXACTLY 7:00am and D'anne Kigler forgot to wear as kermit the frong shirt-but it still turned out well :)

Jan 19th 2011 is MY Birthday (like if we were born on the SAME day!)

by jecklynnn January 19, 2011

Birthday

To celebrate one year closer to death...

"Every birthday is one day closer to my grave."

by Plant.Killer June 6, 2020

Birthday

Your father's cumiversary

Happy birthday , you little shit

by Ak.Cowling May 21, 2020

Birthday

Birthday the day I came out of a stomach

My moms a pussy, she had a c-section, that's my birthday

by Imthatoneperson December 18, 2018

Birthday

A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack

Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.

by dongfarmer September 29, 2018