A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman April 7, 2018
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If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD
by Mr Ani February 18, 2023
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Tommy: Hey, happy birthday! I've never seen you in that suit before, it looks great!

Joel: Thanks man, it's my birthday suit!
by dictionery May 21, 2022
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The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)
A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.
by i like furries eggs dee November 4, 2021
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