A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
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The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,
"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016
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