north birmingham academy

This is known as a good school but really all girls are slaggy little bitches who think they are the shit!! 🙄 And the lads walk round thing there big man an ting when really they are little scrawny scum bags 👌🏻👌🏻

Girl: You heard of north Birmingham academy
Boy: yeh it’s full of loads of bagheads an slags
Girl: really,
I thought it was a good school tbh, guess not...

by IOnlyEverSpeakTheTruthh November 11, 2017

carson wayne birmingham

a living demon, no one will ever like him, LOVES to annoy his sister. jump off a cliff carson😚

"wow carson wayne birmingham is REALLY a beaver with them teeth"

by yourselfforever February 19, 2020

Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard

Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed

by Jeffro lineguy February 27, 2018

birmingham blush

When you’re having a very intense conversation with your boss and he/she takes the opportunity to burp and blow the air into your mouth.... and you taste his dominoes pizza.

Kurt was telling me how I messed up a rental and Birmingham blushed me.

by Jake From Enterprise January 21, 2020

The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan March 27, 2018

Birmingham

Birmingham is known for having the most immigrants live in there city, if u would down the street and look at someone funny u are most likely to get stabbed killed or even robbed there’s many gangs brum that fight over a postcode they don’t own in conclusion don’t go to brum unless u want to be stabbed robbed or get hiv from the local prostitute

Man1: Your alright bro

Man 2: shut up blud before man sheffs u

Birmingham: a shit hole filled with pakis and curry shops

by The poonmam January 11, 2021