"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."
"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"
"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"
by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 31, 2019
We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.
We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...
We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....
We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...
We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....
by notinventedhere January 4, 2019
When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.
I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.
I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.
I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.
by Phomey January 5, 2019
A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.
by colourFil January 2, 2019
When you're giving a man a blowjob and he nuts over your face covering your eyes. you then have to blindly try and find a towel.
by DarlingTatorTot January 6, 2019
When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie
by Certified Coon January 11, 2019
A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.
Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.
by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019