Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009