sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a bitch and is often called this after either a bitchy action or to force a quirky reaction to the name-calling
Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.
by birch! November 29, 2004
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Man, I'm soo Birched I'm not going to come to the topless party.
by leglesslarry January 14, 2009
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Birch beer - it's like root beer except

Made from the sap that comes from

Birch trees .

Very popular in Pennsylvania
Guy 1 : what's birch beer ?

Guy 2 : it's what they drink down in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : so I take it it's like root beer

Guy 2 : yep
by Blu_leef August 12, 2019
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A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
by duck kid January 18, 2018
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as in Birch Run, Michigan.
a smaller town in Saginaw County.
a farm town with a large outlet mall.
that everyone in Michigan knows as "that place with the mall."
"where are you from?"
"Birch Run."
"That place with the mall?"
"Yeah."
by oliveoyl July 11, 2008
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A self centered jypsy who loves guys and lives on a fairground and is a "chef" that cooks horse meet burgers
by banandhdb December 9, 2014
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