Birch

You tried to text your bitch ass friend bitch but it auto corrected to birch and now you gotta stick to birch and use it as a more hurtful and personal replacement of bitch

You: man fuck your birch ass

Friend: ahhh you can’t spell

You: I ment that

by Fuckyourbirchass January 20, 2023

Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 19, 2021

Birch

A Fancy Bitch

I saw some Colorado Birches and they were so majestic.

by Birchbae March 4, 2016

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

by skkeet2k17 December 15, 2017

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Birch

the coolest fuckin person on the planet, very swaggy and epic, complete baddie, pulls all men and women alike, birch is the best friend u will ever meet, no lie, great at Yu-Gi-Oh and very attractive, birch is perfect in every way.

A: Is that Birch?
B: Yep look how cool they are

by soybean112 January 31, 2022

Birch

Birch is the best person you will ever meet, they are highly attractive and pull all men, women, and everyone else.
Birch is an epic swaggy gamer that is great at Yu-Gi-Oh.
a Birch will never let you down no matter what.
Everyone loves a Birch

A: Is that birch
B: yeah look how epic

by soybean112 January 31, 2022