bisexual + pirate = birate! a bisexual pirate consisting of two main hotties a male and female. Who sail aboard the ship, the black fag, and pick up only the most attractive bisexual guys and girls so that they may both be satisfied throughout eternity as they sail around only the most tropical waters, drinking booze and smoking pot.
wait. what did you say you guys were?
we're amanda and nick, birates who sail aboard the black fag looking for hot bi people to add to our crew