The driver of the vehicle accelerates to around 80Km/h & once a sutible car parked on the side of the road is found, the passenger lets go of the bin, causing it to collide with the rear of the car, thus causing alot of damage to the parked car, and rubbish strewn all over the road.
Ah not much, just went binning.
Well we launch wheelie bins into the ass end of cars at high speed.
That, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls is the art or binning. Thanks for reading.
Your a teacher in your class. Your alone finishing some paperwork. The bell goes for lunchtime. You hear the occasional group of youths run past shouting but other than that its fairly quiet. About ten minutes into break, you hear a rustle at your closed door. You think nothing of it and carry on working. But then just 10 seconds after, theres a knock at the door. You hoist yourself up and walk over to the door. As you get to the door your sixth sense kicks in and you know somethings wrong. If it was a teacher they would've walked straight in after knocking. So you figure it must be a student. You gather up your teachers authority, rise up on your heels to look taller and open the door to confront whoever is on the other side. Then, out of nowhere...
A FUCKING BIN FALLS DOWN... RUBBISH FLYS EVERYWHERE. THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE CLASSROOM BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND YOU FEEL SO INCEDIBLY SMALL COMPARED TO THE POWERFUL BIN THAT JUST FELL BY YOUR FEET!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the art, of DOOR BINNING!!! *takes a bow, bins a door*
(additional notes: use a metal bin not a plastic one as it makes a louder bang and you can hear it further down the corridor if you have to make a quick getaway.)
assistance...if caught setting up a bin, simply say you were moving it to a more appropriate location, if your caught by a door thats about to be binned, say your testing some physics and the pattern of gravity then to add insult to injury, knock on the door to prove that gravity exists then for that added thrill RUN AWAY.