Guy 2: why not use bing?
Guy1: because it's not Google.
Guy 2: ... your a dumbass. Bing you can actually find shit while Google you look up random crap and your lucky enough to actually find it. plus it makes random guess.
Guy 1: bitch it's not Google!
Guy 2: we're not friends anymore. and I'm going to be smart and use bing. Dumb ass.
Guy 1: ......
Dick: "I'm not sure, let me Bing it."
Harry: "Why? If you Googled it you'd probably actually find what you are looking for without looking through pages of search results."
Dick: "Oh, yeah, you're right."
Bing stands for Bing Is No Good