Verb\ Action where an individual positions themselves on ones knees and begins to perform felacio on another person\s scrotum generating a vast amount of saliva in a gargling and drooling motion.
Hey baby ever done a BILBO GAGGINS?
No what's that
Well it's where you get on your knees and gargle my nuts
No what's that
Well it's where you get on your knees and gargle my nuts
by bilbo swaggins July 23, 2014
this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.
by dave offner(dream team) January 28, 2005
The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014
by Froto Baggins October 11, 2008
Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most precious thing in the world to them.
Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)
Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"
Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"
Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"
Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"
by Pizazzle February 5, 2010
a lil bitch boy who fat
by trash niglet July 30, 2019
Just a little monsterus dildo
by Sven savage October 22, 2018