For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.
The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!
by jizzohn November 11, 2004
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The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".
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by Larry Obannan August 19, 2006
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Cool guy who eggicly loves feet and drinking the cum from his massive balls. Will suck your toes dry for 10 Vbucks.
by COOL GUI November 27, 2019
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When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.
Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.
by whodamanny November 9, 2009
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To smoke weed. Riding being the act of getting high or smoking, and Bikes being the weed. Regular adjectives are used do describe the quality of the bikes. Originated in Conifer, Colorado.
Dude, Zach, Lets go Ride Bikes after class.
-Can we ride at your house?
Yeh sure But I dont have very many bikes, or any good bikes.
-Ok ill bring my bikes.
by ZipFiz-Conifer Kid December 18, 2006
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v. + n.
Phrase used by kids who ride their bikes EVERYWHERE (mostly boys.) Instead of saying "oh i was riding my bike over there," they use the phrase 'ride bike' ; "oh i ride bike over there all the time."
Indie Biker Kid- hey wanna hang out?
NOT biker - i wish i could, but i don't have a ride
Indie Biker Kid - oh just ride bike over.
by morganza January 16, 2009
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