a big black man was fucking LINDSAY COHEN'S anus while LINDSAY COHEN sucked off a bearded midget. LINDSAY COHEN likes cock of all races. not picky. extra easy. If you see LINDSAY COHEN around, whip out your dick for a great time. LINDSAY COHEN is to DISEASED WHORE as WHITE is to RICE.

(p.s. be sure to wear a rubber)

LINDSAY COHEN is the BIGGEST SCENE SLUT in North Carolina.

Actually shes just the biggest dumb nasty whore in history.
by James Tinkle September 18, 2007
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