Omg who is thisss. None other than Bryan Callen. He isn't big for a human but 150+ lbs is huge for an a gay owl. If you watch tfatk you can see the Big Gay Owl with one leg perched on his sofa and 1 leg swaying in the wind below him. He uses this leg to attract other gay owls. Respectfully the Big Gay Owl is always a top (maybe a little butt play, he WILL suck your dick) but due to his large size (for an owl) he wouldn't feel much as a bottom anyway. This Owl adores: art, cheese, fine wine, and well shaped ice skaters.
*note: also know for murdering small goats on movie sets.
*note: also know for murdering small goats on movie sets.
Don't hide your kids, your wife is fine, but if your husband ice skates you should hide him from the Big Gay Owl.
by Knowledgable persons September 11, 2018