Falling asleep seated on the couch with your head down so that your chin is touching your chest, like Big Bird sleeps.
Kid: Mom ... you might want to go take big bird in here to bed.
Mother: Is your father big birding again?
Mother: Is your father big birding again?
by ChrisTheMeat March 20, 2012
The act of ejaculating on someone and then throwing feathers onto them. As a rule, only truly accomplished when the feathers are yellow, but white will suffice.
I was running out of things to do to her so I tried big birding. Everything was going well until I realized the feathers weren't yellow. I'll get her next time.
by Jeff15373 August 12, 2011
The act of climbing on someone car, pulling down ones pants and taking a huge dump on the windshield.
Bob hates Tom so he ate wings and tacos, " time to go Big Birding", later that night he climb on top of Toms car and took a dump.
by Superurber October 14, 2012
(verb) to explain a maddeningly simple concept to some poor interloper with a mile-thick skull. At times you feel like a Sesame Street character demonstrating the art of bubble blowing to an audience of half a million bile-stained, catatonic 2-year-olds.
by tintintin February 27, 2009
A sex act, where the man ejaculates on to the face of a female (a facial) then slaps her with a handful of bird feathers. For greater authenticity, the feathers should be yellow.
The chick I picked up from the bar last week is still trying to hop on my nuts. I'm gonna give her the Big Bird so she leaves me alone.
by Tony "Tone" Booya September 28, 2012
by baka_kuso_yarou December 9, 2004
The source of all sesame chicken.
Big Bird is the source of all sesame chicken.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010