"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
by Aroraklypse October 2, 2020
by urbandicrtonary909 January 5, 2021
A non-fictional book that teaches you the values of living. It explains how God wants us to be prosper in life and how he wants to be able to see you in heaven. it explains Jesus birth to resurrection.
by BlackWrestlingLover December 26, 2020
I just got bibled. I thought Table 4 left a $20 tip, but when I picked up the bill, it was fake and covered in text about how Jesus is gonna save me.
by Yumyan Hammerpaw January 2, 2021
A book that DOES NOT oppress people who happen to be gay. It explains that having feelings for the same gender is not a sin. (It does however say that having intercourse with the same gender is a sin, because intercourse is supposed to be a sacred thing and God would like it to go as he has designed it)
by corey2525 December 31, 2021
This is the ACTUAL definition: The Bible (from Koine Greek τὰ βιβλία ta biblia "the books") is any one of the collections of the primary religious texts of Judaism and Christianity. There is no common version of the Bible, as the contents and the order of the individual books (Biblical canon) vary among denominations. The 24 texts of the Hebrew Bible are divided into 39 books in Christian Old Testaments, and complete Christian Bibles range from the 66 books of the Protestant canon to the 81 books of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church Bible. The Hebrew and Christian Bibles are also important to other Abrahamic religions, including Islam and the Bahá'í Faith, but those religions do not regard them as central religious texts.
by LizSteve May 28, 2012
The religious text used by Christians. Despite slander from some anti-religious groups, the bible contains many helpful life lessons and intriguing stories. And while some of it may be fiction, the weird part is that historians can, in fact, pinpoint certain eras mentioned in the bible. So, without it, there's a piece missing in the chain of historical events.
Slander the Bible all you want. If I had to choose between burning a bible and being nailed to a cross, I'd say: "Shut up, get a hammer, and nail me to this thing already." No contest.
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2020