A "bible" is a very large stack of money. Another alteration of this world is "pocket bible", which means a smaller stack of money.
Ex 1: "Aye, look! It's a bunch of bibles in this duffle bag!"
Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."
Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."
by Purrpologist May 8, 2020
by ganjkid February 5, 2010
Christian religious text used to gain salvation through Christ and follow His word. Meant to create peace and spread kindness to all who read it and preach its words
by RidleyAnne December 25, 2020
Bible - a collection of books by many authors, written over many centuries. Describes the spiritual experiences of people who came from many different backgrounds and religious traditions. Often mocked by people who have never read it. Often treasured by people who have read it.
The Bible is not one book; it is a collection of many books written by many authors over many centuries.
by Bowes-Butler December 30, 2021
The Bible is a book written in the 3rd century before Jesus Christ which got finished in the 1st century after Jesus Christ. The Bible is divided in 2 testaments, the old and the new. The old testament is mostly controversial for containing homophobic, sexist, racist and ableist writings. Meanwhile, the new testament is more a bunch of moral lessons and values. Overall, the Bible is a symbol for all monotheistic religions.
by FunkinAvi20 October 16, 2023
by Loveyahey December 12, 2020
I read the shrek script religiously every night in the same way that Christian's read the bible every night.
by Rotten Turkey May 20, 2021