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bieberboomer 

a person (usually of young age) who comments on the song baby by Justin Bieber saying that it is "nostalgic"
the comments section of the song is usually flooded with these types of comments for some reason
bieberboomer: the baby song by Justin Bieber is so nostalgic!!11!!11!!1
epic gamer/big brain: no it's not. it forever will be a trash and generic 2010 song.
bieberboomer: OMG OMG ITS NOT GENERIC!1!!1! IT BRINGS BACK MEMOOOOORRRRIEEEESSS!!!1111!!1!!!111!!1
epic gamer/big brain: it brings back memories? you weren't even born back then
bieberboomer: I-
epic gamer/big brain: *walks away* what a bieberboomer

Man Law Bible 

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
Man Law Bible by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011

Bieber Dammed 

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !

Amanda Bieber 

Either the most amazing troll that has ever existed, or the devolution of humanity. Also known as MandaSwaggie. Is convinced that she will one day have Justin Bieber's babies. Was obsessed with losing her virginity before the age of 14, which failed. Has dissed:
-Kurt Cobain and Nirvana
-Michael Jackson
-Freddie Mercury
-Lady Gaga
-Selena Gomez
-Homosexuals
-Black people
-Asians
-Countless Twitter users
-Madonna
-and many more

Amanda Bieber has become an extremely hated figure of the internet.
Josh: Oh my god, it's Amanda Bieber!
Trevor: KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!
Amanda Bieber by CFBDHP July 6, 2012

bible and behave 

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
bible and behave by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015

Bieber Bitch 

a female (or male) ho knows every fucking thing about Justin Bieber, including there exact location at that very second.
Bieber Bitch by drunken basterd February 26, 2011