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Beyrom - any person called this is officially THE coolest guy in the whole world. People will often bow down before him in the street because he is so cool. It helps to wear a name tag, and then everybody will know how cool you are, and you will receive impromptu gifts and sexual favours. You also give off a glow of happiness, which can 'infect' others around you. This can lead to feelings of contentedness and deep sexual desire.
Guy 1: 'Woah, that Beyrom guy, you know he is THE coolest guy in the whole world?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah, I saw him walking down the street yesterday and I had to lick his shoes. They tasted of peach.'

Guy 1: 'Woah, you're one lucky dude.'

Guy 2: 'Yeah, I feel like royalty.'
Beyrom by ElderflowerKing May 21, 2009
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Bedrommel 

A noun describing a large assortment of empty alcoholic vessels.
The morning after a large party. "Nice bedrommel!"
Bedrommel by Escalata23 April 20, 2011
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Beyomps is flame word for female to male felatio. Also see dome
That girl gave me some flame beyomps, then I threw in a chew and watched Sportcenter boy boy.
Beyomps by Slur May 13, 2008

buyromaniac 

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.
Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.
buyromaniac by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

Bearomatic Pressure 

When too many bears are in the atmOsphere, causing interruptions to daily life.

Known Remedies: Placing tuna outside overnight. The bears will come down from the atmOsphere in search of the tuna.
Person A: "I have a really bad headache"
Person B: "No, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. Try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight"

Beyométry 

The study & replication of Beyoncé’s lifestyle, career, etc..
I had to get back into my Beyométry studies so I could get my groove back. #inspo #searchesfreakumdresslyrics
Beyométry by rynjoyuniverse June 2, 2018

Beerometer 

An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.
My Beerometer tells me there are 227 ounces of beer left in this keg.
Beerometer by Derange-O March 9, 2015