by soadforlife August 20, 2009
You don't know what's a word to describe better than 'best' so you add 'iality' from, for instance, specialty, to promote a subject that is considered best than best. In other words it's bestiality.
"Surprise, surprise, I got you a birthday present!" Bill said enthusiastically as Gerald squirms in embarrassment.
"You're the bestiality Bill!"
"You're the bestiality Bill!"
by by a psychic child November 12, 2020
The tendency to have sex with one's best freinds / freinds, usually due to a craving of intimacy that stems from loneliness. These actions are usually performed whilst in an intoxicated state, and are typically followed by a feelings of regret and shame.
(A comedic altering of the term 'beastiality')
(A comedic altering of the term 'beastiality')
Me: Oh that party was crazy last night!
Freind: Oh really? What happened?
Me: Someone hooked up with two of thier freinds, and they're totally regretting!
Freind: RIP. They crave bestiality.
Me: Facts
Freind: Oh really? What happened?
Me: Someone hooked up with two of thier freinds, and they're totally regretting!
Freind: RIP. They crave bestiality.
Me: Facts
by Jonah.P March 30, 2020
by Jack.hRSfy July 4, 2019
person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
by Lavafox August 23, 2020
Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she often wondered why he always kept small packets of peanut butter in his pants.
by Reginald Whattabone October 7, 2003
Having sexual contact with animals.
by AS U Like It September 14, 2002