a girl who thinks everything is a banana
boy: who is eating a tree?
girl: oh thats big bess chess, she thinks everything is a banana
by godlygrasseater January 20, 2022
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A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.

" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"
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Dom Bess is the greatest off spinner known to mankind, known for his toe crushing yorkers and his drag downs that get caught at point.
Dom Bess loopy yorker
by saqib simp June 3, 2021
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A beautiful girl, tan, seems innocent but is strong and sexy when the time comes. She always has the answer, and feels crowded when questions are thrown at her. Guys love her! Great kisser. Is not afraid to get phisical and is athletic. She won't back down from a challenge and gets distracted easily. She is smart, but sometimes tends not to act it. Loves to surf, ski, and play. Sexy, funny, controlling. Not easily forgotten.
kelsey bess
by Surfer chic December 9, 2013
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Jade da Bess meaning that you have a Jade in your life that will do anything for you and whatever she can do and stick by your side to support you. Also if you found a Jade and your single hit her up she is the type of girl to always be there for you play sports with you and just chill. Jade is a very relaxed person and she will always have that one dude her best friend used to like or still likes and will never loose feelings for he or she. One u have her keep her and never let go of her cause the second you brake her heart or do something bad she gone fuck your Bess mate and could do a lot betta juss keep hold of her dudeeeeeee.
You gotta Jade da Bess you lucky man
by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
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she is the most pure-hearted, caring, loving person you will ever meet. she has the most amazing personality, and she is a true friend. She puts herself down and puts everyone else on a pedestal, even though she is worth so much. she will go out of her way to make your day the slightest bit better. When she cares about you, she would give the world just to see you happy for a second, but she gets attached quickly and sometimes cares too much. When she puts her mind to something, she is amazing at it. She is also very insecure about her appearance, even though she is very beautiful. People treat her badly because they are jealous of her and don't value her worth.
Girl "why are you sad"
Boy "because I just broke up with Bess. I am really regretting it right now"
by Besslove12 June 13, 2022
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