A very small town in Southern Maine where nothing ever happens. For the "hoodlums" in town, their daily entertainment is meeting at Central School and doing stupid, useless things. For everyone else, you sit at your house all day waiting for the day you graduate from Marshwood High School and can get out of the town. Unless you are the hicks, then you drop out at 15 and become a drug dealer. The nearest store is 25 minutes away, unless you like second hand clothes, then we have a bunch of stores for that. And good luck if you have a pollen allergy, there's so many trees here you will die during allergy season.
Person 1: Hey dude, want to go to Central and climb trees like idiots?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to sit here for the next five years wishing something exciting would happen, because nothing ever happens in South Berwick.
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to sit here for the next five years wishing something exciting would happen, because nothing ever happens in South Berwick.
by stuck in this stupid town August 31, 2011
I love Ricky Berwick
by AaronP2019 September 1, 2019
a small town in southern maine that has a population of 6400, where the main community entertainment is a tree
by Van_Carrie July 18, 2008
Ricky Berwick causes syndromes such as double bellend syndrome
And for females horse cock syndrome. Sometimes when he cleans his ears he has an orgasm and eats the wax. If you are a lucky specamin that gets sent to the Ricky Berwick dildo lab then you will be burned and drunk by the man himself. If you are a cuntbag nigga like caillou then you get given anal and you have an explosive shit all over Ricky’s dicky. When he says Ricky in my clitty the man grows a clit on his stomach and out pops Michael Rosen who says “noice” and flys off into the distance. If this happens to you, you will be eternally a dildo.
And for females horse cock syndrome. Sometimes when he cleans his ears he has an orgasm and eats the wax. If you are a lucky specamin that gets sent to the Ricky Berwick dildo lab then you will be burned and drunk by the man himself. If you are a cuntbag nigga like caillou then you get given anal and you have an explosive shit all over Ricky’s dicky. When he says Ricky in my clitty the man grows a clit on his stomach and out pops Michael Rosen who says “noice” and flys off into the distance. If this happens to you, you will be eternally a dildo.
by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 20, 2018
A place south of Sanford, North of North Berwick, in Maine. There is nothing there except a mill and a place that fixes airplane engines.
by Johnamon February 13, 2009
by KessonIsABeast September 8, 2021
A town which idiots think they know all about when they say it's in England... IT'S IN SCOTLAND!!! Lady Gaga is thinking of moving to yester house reasonably nearby(as rumoured).
Somebody once said that people say "This town is so boring, we must be in North Berwick" they were wrong, Fringe on the beach happened there and there are several festivals. That may sound boring but they can be really fun. In the summer, it's close to Edinburgh so you can go to the film festival which is AMAZING.
Somebody once said that people say "This town is so boring, we must be in North Berwick" they were wrong, Fringe on the beach happened there and there are several festivals. That may sound boring but they can be really fun. In the summer, it's close to Edinburgh so you can go to the film festival which is AMAZING.
Idiot: Are we in England yet? I want to be there already
Average Person: We're not going to England, we're going to North Berwick.
Idiot:Sure we are, North Berwick is in England
Average Person: Actually it's in Scotland.
Idiot: Yeah, but isn't Scotland in England?
Average Person: No. it's not.
Average Person: We're not going to England, we're going to North Berwick.
Idiot:Sure we are, North Berwick is in England
Average Person: Actually it's in Scotland.
Idiot: Yeah, but isn't Scotland in England?
Average Person: No. it's not.
by Chikchikaroo January 5, 2011